I was trying to find something about the Super Bowl that interested me, but as always I got bored and started looking for boobs. I’m a very lonely person. Well mid-jerk my searches intertwined and I stumbled across Ben Roethlisberger’s girlfriend. My writer’s block was over the exact same instant my gym towel was ruined. Fortunately I never go to the gym. (via I’m Going To Need a Terrible Towel… | Bootlegger Sports- Sports Humor Blog)

I was trying to find something about the Super Bowl that interested me, but as always I got bored and started looking for boobs. I’m a very lonely person. Well mid-jerk my searches intertwined and I stumbled across Ben Roethlisberger’s girlfriend. My writer’s block was over the exact same instant my gym towel was ruined. Fortunately I never go to the gym. (via I’m Going To Need a Terrible Towel… | Bootlegger Sports- Sports Humor Blog)